GOTTA YOUR COPYRIGHT FOR CHEAP!

Listen up, fellas. You need to get into the hottest clubs, but you're too young? Don't worry! We got your back. Our gang can hook you up a sweet copyright for a steal. We're talking pennies here, man. You shouldn't believe how easy it is. Just message us, and we'll get you rolled ASAP. Don't waste your time with those fakes. We're the top dogs.